Theo Von at Moda Center

The Return Of The Rat Tour marks a new beginning for Theo Von. After starring in a number of MTV reality tv shows, his credibility as an actor was, well, nonexistent. Turns out, when your resume is full of competition reality television shows and not comedy gigs, people don’t take you seriously as a comic. Who knew, right? Anyway, it took him a while to get to where he is now; a slightly more reputable comedian, I guess. Can we call him reputable now? You be the judge of that when you see him live at the Moda Center. Tickets are on sale, so get them while they’re hot. And don’t burn yourself, cause they’re hot. I think I already said that.

While he’s a comedian first, Theo Von has hosted his fair share of podcasts in his day. And by “fair share,” I mean four. Which, if you think about it, is a lot more than most people who do podcasts for a living. You could say he’s experienced… because he is. That’s what that means. But I’m getting off topic, you’re not here to learn about his entire podcasting history, are you? No, I think you’re here because you need some convincing to buy these Portland tickets. Why should you, though? His resume is enough to tell you that Theo Von doesn’t mess around with comedy. He’s seriously unserious. Intensely lighthearted. Et cetera. Enough said. Buy your tickets today.

Theo Von practically sells these tickets himself. With his current podcast, This Past Weekend, racking up millions of views per episode, he’s landed himself a decently lengthly tour spanning the US and Canada all throughout 2024. He’s making an appearance at the Great Outdoors Comedy Festival amongst his other tour dates, and This Past Weekend is still cranking out dozens of episodes each year. So really, he’s got everything working out for him right now. The world is on Theo Von’s side, basically. And I’m on your side when I tell you you need to get these tickets. Seriously, don’t miss out. They’re on sale now, so catch them if you can… because I’m throwing them at you (digitally).